slidin’ a Biden

Defecating in one’s pants.

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

by Shambone June 8, 2024

Sliding a biden

When going to the bathroom and taking a shit

Can’t talk right now I’m sliding a Biden

by Lou34691 June 10, 2024

Sliding a biden

Taking a shit

Couldn’t answer the phone I was sliding a biden

by Lou34691 June 11, 2024

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Drop a joe Biden

Taking a voluminous, stinky, soft serve Poo.

Yo homey, you better pull over at the next rest stop so I can drop a Joe Biden. If you don’t, I swear that I’m going to drop a Biden in my pants.

by Skone Dog September 1, 2021

You're such a Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...

by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022

A Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is an action in which someone falls upstairs, somehow defying the laws of gravity and physics as we know it.

“I was carrying my LEGO White House upstairs, but I did a Joe Biden and the set is now in pieces!”

by Boba755 May 20, 2024