cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

by Petra! August 30, 2005

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Cute as a Newt

A lass looking hot, fit, cute, and so on...

"bloody hell, she's looking as cute as a newt tonight!"

by Lord Hogan-06 March 28, 2006

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Cute as a tree

When a person is very attractive

"They're as cute as a tree!"

by Heygurlhey April 27, 2014

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cute as a bitch

cute as a bitch means you cute as hell but comparing you to a bitch that could compete with that person. Also meaning that youre only cute right now and a bitch could be cute everyday.

damn bae you cute as a bitch, i see you

by Dha.realestk May 9, 2023

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C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome)

One that is biased in the love and caring for animals that are deemed "Cute" by the masses. Bunnies,squirrels, most rodents, baby ducks cats and especially small animals (like dog pugs).

I can't watch a snake eat a mouse because I suffer from C.A.S. (Cute Animal Syndrome).

He won't even shoot the rabbits eating the garden because he suffers from CAS!

I (the arthur) also suffer from CAS... Just saying LOL because I made it up and finally decided to upload it here.

by NidgeDFX September 6, 2016

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