Whatacucked

When the line at the drive-thru Whataburger at 11pm is too fucking long and you are not about to wait in line 45 min for your order.

Me and the boys went out to get Whataburger but we got Whatacucked and had to go to Jack in the Box instead.

by Theaticerkamckw January 20, 2023

Wattage Bazooka

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.

"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.

by hlfssw July 21, 2016

Whatadisaster

the unpleasant bathroom experience endured by Whataburger customers after eating the Triple Meat Whataburger; this experience is purely due to the sheer volume of the meal, and not at all to do with any lack of quality on its brand's part

Huey: Man, I had Whataburger this afternoon, and--
Marv: Let me guess: you've been having Whatadisaster all evening...?

by Gregg Pittman January 8, 2014

whataburger tents

that piece of folded orange plastic that the cashier gives you that for some reason fucking amazing. fun to play while you wait for your order and then never give them back. collect them all!

dude i went to whataburger yesterday and managed to get like five whataburger tents!

by vortexwolf13 October 6, 2011

Whataburger

If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.

Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!

by AKewlName February 21, 2014

Whataburger

A restaurant chain which is based in Corpus Christi, Texas, and mainly serves the Southern region of the U.S. Has a reputation for making some of the best food you can get at a fast-food place. They do take near-forever when it comes to serving your order, but they compensate for the slow service with the great food.

Speedy service does not equal quality.

by Dr. Atomic December 4, 2004

Whatsamattayou

Basically "whats the matter with you" slurred into one word with an italian accent.

"Whatsamattayou!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003