I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Unce mood

Unce Mood
pronunciation: Øoh~Nhh~$s~Muuh~D
(adjective)
1. A condition in where the victim is severely tempted to repeat an unce beat until the cause is stopped (this is usually caused by a musical beat)
2. A feeling a person gets when a beat arouses them and they are forced to dance upon another individual
© Gabby, Anthony - April 27th, 2010

Once the music started playing, Anthony was in an unce mood.

by BlashpemySir May 1, 2010

unclemom

A red neck hillbillie who is so inbred that his uncle is also his mom

this is my sister and our three lovely children

by chumley September 17, 2003