Turdtle Theorem

The theory that when pooping, you are killing turtles. The butt is the shell, and the turd is the turtle.

The Turdtle Theorem says that I'm killing turtles! I'm going to stop pooping!

by Professor Killaa' February 24, 2015

Turdle

Turdle, pronounced: \turd-ul\. A combination of a terd and a weasel

That turdle stabbed me in the back at the meeting again

by zoids January 9, 2008

Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.

Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.

by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008

turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.

Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!

by Allah Tess December 15, 2008

Turdle

Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd

Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."

by Becky March 16, 2004

Turdle Peek-a-Boo

A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.

After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.

by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014

turdle kisses

Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.

a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.

Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012