teeter totter rodeo

When a man lays on his back with one girl on his face and one girl riding his dick

Yo i had a teeter totter rodeo last nite with those 2 fiiiine ass blonde girls

by rj berger November 10, 2012

Teeter Totter

When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.

"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.

by Contemptible Impudence February 11, 2015

frat boy teeter totter

Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.

This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.

Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"

Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."

by nobonesaboutit January 15, 2011

Toter

a Bahamian term, which refers to anyone who attends any kind of formal or informal event with the sole purpose obtaining food, and has no interest in the event itself.

A common habit among toters is to attend events, uninvited.

"Watch out fa dem toters nah, for next ting ya know all ya food gone."

by LamarcGasoldridge March 8, 2017

goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.

I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!

by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017

titty-toter

"Titty-toter" is slang for a bra. It's a combination of titty, the common euphemism for a woman's breasts and tote, meaning carried. It's use of alliteration and the cadence of the syllables make it enjoyable to say.

Ugh, I can't wait to get home and finally take off this 'ol titty-toter. The underwire is killing me.

by kngfsh August 9, 2019

Tennessee Teeter Totter

when a male stands on a teeter totter and the female jumps on the other side and the male ejaculates in the air hoping to hit the female

bill snapped his neck attempting the Tennessee Teeter Totter yesterday on Erica.

by Dmizzle January 10, 2009