Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022

Mortar Monkey

A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.

"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Dick and mortar

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.

by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020

prims-and-mortar

Used to denote store built in the Second Life grid, as opposed to selling goods through a site like SLexchange or OnRez.

I make a sale on SLX now and then, but I get most of my sales from my prims-and-mortar store.

by Seth Mandelbrot April 16, 2008

Brick And Mortar

A toilet prank in which someone craps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the crap dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the "brick and mortar effect". This prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.

At wrestling camp, all the freshmen were pissing me off so I broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. They couldn't get it unstuck so they made Carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. What a bitch.

by OpN July 27, 2007

mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023