The FOM

The act of going to the bathroom and not wiping for the purpose of saving time

I need to take a dump but I do not have much time so I must do the FOM

by Aquaparklover67 June 9, 2025

Fom

Fom (noun)

means Six days after Zeg.

"Game night is on Fom—bring snacks or don’t bother showing up."

by Sakurakage February 19, 2025

FOM

Abbreviation of Fumbling Old Man.

You talked to her like you were a FOM

by Greg #4 September 17, 2023

FOMS

The acronym for "falls off my seat". Commonly used to replace "lmao" or "rofl"

Person 1: why did the girl throw her clock out the window?
Person 2: why?
Person 1: to see time fly
Person 2: FOMS!!!! XDDD

by RaymondSara November 9, 2008