my ranked teammates

commonly used to call someone stupid under a TikTok post or saying it in real life;
when they ask about what something is when everybody knows what said thing is

someone: “hey what is do not disturb mode I’ve never heard of it?”
you: “my ranked teammates”

by rocksareyummy3333 November 29, 2024

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020