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First Sargent's Time

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
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first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-great-grandchild.
first-cousin-four-times-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person: Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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