When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom May 8, 2018
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The term that lumps together a) the advertisement for a T.V. set, b) the advertisement aired on T.V. channels (regardless the type of product being advertised) — within one same term
Whenever I sit down to watch my favorite show, I brace myself for the T.V. ads that interrupt my favorite Sunday morning cartoon — whether it’s for a new TV set or the latest snack, they all blend together!
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