Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004

scraper

This is OFFICIAL AS IT GETS straight from the place where it ORIGINATED, Oakland CALI.

A Scraper is a late 80's to late 90's General Motors made (affordable) luxury car with rims so big (20-22") that the tires rub the inside of the fender and frame. The most common Scraper is made by Buick and includes Regals, Centurys, Park ave's, and Le Sabres. Oldsmobile Cutlass, Cutlass Supreme's, and 88's as well as Pontiac Bonnevilles, and the ugliest one of all, a Chevy Lumina are all considered Scrapers when ridin' on 20's. Slap in the trunk is a must, but the tint, whistle and suction tips, dvd screens, and candy paint is all optional. The way you set your shit up seperates your whip from all the other scrapers out there. That's why you will probably never see 2 identical Scrapers.

I jus' flipped some dubs for my Regal, now my shit is an official scraper.

I seen that n*gga ridin' down the block in a clean ass scraper.

I seen Q at the sideshow yokin in the scraper with all 4 doors open.

by mATTER510 August 24, 2005

scraper

Let's set the record str8 once again. A scraper is an old or new school, primarily Buick or Oldsmobile. That is a scraper by itself. Now since riding scrapers like they are a luxury cay originated in The Town, Oakland, CA USA, we stunt our scrapers with 22's dvd's candy paint, etc. And for the record, we don't ride whistle tips no more...so stop saying that ancient stuff. We ride suction tips that make a totally different sound. Str8 up!

We ride scrapers too...no whistle tips!
from Keak Da Sneak

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

pit scraper

A mostly used up stick of deodorant that is used instead of being thrown away.

John forgot to buy new deodorant and reluctantly had to use his pit scraper.

by Mainefish March 29, 2010

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

Two-Pot-Screamer

A person who has little tolerance for alcohol, in particular beer or lager. This can also develop over the years as you and your mates tolerance for "the pints" diminishes with age.

That Ruperts been bar boxing again. He's a bit of a two-pot-screamer.

by Martin austin December 30, 2004