Samir

a simp who would do anything to please a masa

oh my god! samir put masa before the bro’s.

by midgetmaster June 24, 2020

Samir

A handsome boy most of the time. Attractive. Not that tall. Usually asian and has a good personality. Can be funny.

Look at Samir, I'm suprised no one has a crush on him!

by SamsGetsBruh February 8, 2022

Samir

Samir is a quite tall happy Liverpool supporter he can be a bit cheeky at times nd does have a crazy mind he is lonely at times but a very funny friend a class clown at most

Ur such a samir!

by The demon child November 22, 2019

Samir

He was diagnosed with cancer 3 years ago and had to make the biggest decision of his life, be hated and see her happy or love and destroy her.

samir will always be taking care of you

by Sorry.but... September 19, 2018

Samir

Some ugly Arab who decided to be a math teacher and is horrible at it.

Boy1: Yoo mate my new math teacher is a fucking Samir, definitely gonna fail this class now.
Boy2: That suck bro, we should find him behind the school and beat him to death.

by Krille E January 28, 2020

Samir

The most homosexual being in the world and even the entire world, this person enjoys rigorous fisting and the most extreme of sexual positions. His asshole capacity is far superior to all others and can even fit a replica of the Empire State Building or even a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action figure.

Samir got fucked so raw in the ass last night by this guy named Jesus.

by HeterosexualGod October 10, 2018

Samir

A weed smoking individual who appears to resemble a smurf or referee. If you see a samir he is most likely to be addicted to marijuana.

Guy : "who's that ugly blue mother fucker with the striped t-shirt! He looks stoned!"

Guy 2: "oh that's samir"

by abdulbinshabaz August 1, 2011