California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.

Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

Minnesotan Snowball Fight

Two men suck their own erect cocks till the point of finishing. Then they shove their cocks into each others mouths and bust. They will then proceed to snowball kiss.

Did you hear Cameron and Cordell had a Minnesotan snowball fight last night

by Raythedog January 30, 2026

Saugerties snowball fight

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter. The male should be jerking off during the entire snowball fight, and the snowball fight is finished when he ejaculates on the female

Dude #1: bro I just took my girl on a date to and Indian place, we’re gonna have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: Sweet bro, I was gonna give my bf a dirty Joey, then maybe a Slovakian traffic cone.

by Stansballs February 19, 2026