A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.
Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.
by Gibby February 10, 2004
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by gunfest_2008 February 23, 2009
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This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.
This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.
Light brown stains with red sprinkles testified to my first successful completion of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in the lobby of the motel 6.
by gunfest 2008 February 23, 2009
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When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.
Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.
by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025
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Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do the rear admiral. The girl ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a broken lamp and TV.
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
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"Shut up or Ill give you the rear admiral"
That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.
That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.
by Burrcifer December 14, 2008
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