Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

razorblade kiss of death

This occurs when one gay man wants to kill another gay man through anal intercourse with a razor blade. Substitute the penis with a handful of rusty razor blades.

ex: What will does to Matt

Matt: Hey man you want to come back to my place for a nice home cooked meal.

Will: Ill give you a nice home cooked razorblade kiss of death instead

Matt: Sounds Delicious

by penisboy303 February 24, 2015

HER - Razorblade Romance

The early American version of H.I.M.'s album Razorblade Romance. The Band went under the name HER due to a legal battle with a chicago jam band under the name HiM. Once H.I.M. got the rights to the name this album became very rare and worth a lot of money.

(H.I.M. Fan 1) Dude I just payed $50 for HER - Razorblade Romance .
(H.I.M. Fan 2) Whoa! Thats a ton of money for a CD
(H.I.M. Fan 1) Yeah, but its rare.

by Andrulf138 March 3, 2009

Of Romance & Razorblades

The best damn band ever second only to H.I.M

Of Romance & Razorblades is a kick ass Love Metal band whose lead guitarist is the next Ville Valo( without the voice)

by ORARB/LG January 19, 2005

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018