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Papa John's

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The worst-ever place to work. They'll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you'll actually get to work. You'll work through the busiest part of the day, and they'll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. If you're unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a Papa John's, they'll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (That way they don't have to pay overtime.)

Also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. As a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. They'll do a shitty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they'll still box it and send it to you. And they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. Trust me.
I think my Papa John's pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. Yeah, that's definitely a roach.
by Mustapha February 10, 2006
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Papa Narc's

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Stoner community name for Papa John's pizza after a delivery driver ratted out a customer to the cops.
Dude, let's get a pizza.
Okay, where from?
Anywhere but Papa Narc's.
by say it ain't so October 9, 2011
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Papa Jane's Pizza

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Remember when you were a kid, and your mom sent you off to school with a lunchables pizza and a juice box? Have you ever tried adding some weed to one of those fine delicacies? Because I have, and it was great.
(imagine a playground scene during recess)
Child 1: Wow, your lunchables pizza smells worse than my balls after a round of freeze tag!

Child 2: That's because it's a Papa Jane's Pizza! (insert thumbs up here)
by Chef Tony February 22, 2007
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papa john's

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the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.
friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.

Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.

friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.

friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.

friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.
by McTyre A August 20, 2010
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The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout
Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids
by Chebabyy February 8, 2021
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One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.
Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day
by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009
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