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B.T.O.O.L.

a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.
Asshole: What does B.T.O.O.L. even stand for?
B.T.O.O.L.: It stands for we fucked your mother last night.
Asshole: Hey fuck you guys!

Unfortunately, after this exchange of words, asshole was never seen again. He is presumed dead. No one insults B.T.O.O.L.
by B.T.O.O.L. June 24, 2009
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s.c.h.o.o.l

why are we wasting s.c.h.o.o.l in this torcherous building
by rhiannonon April 15, 2019
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F.O.O.L

that kid got F.O.O.L'd when they found out what he did!
by Brand()n March 31, 2008
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q.o.o.l.

Since c.o.o.l. stands for:
c-constipated
o-overweighted
o-out of style
l-loser,
I use q.o.o.l. for:
q-queens
o-over ruling and
o-over throwing the
l-losers.
That c.o.o.l. geek just got humiliated by that group of q.o.o.l. people!!!
by Gee.Aye.Bee. December 28, 2006
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C.O.O.L

The term “C.O.O.L” is an abbreviation for “Constipated-overrated-outside-loser”.
This term can be used in order to confuse someone. For example, if you and your friend are sitting at the anti-social losers table during lunch, and Bobby the bully comes over with his gang of followers and says “What’s up losers”, then your could respond by saying “Bobby, you are soooo C.O.O.L.” This response would confuse Bobby, but it would be funny for you and your friend.
by Silversnap July 14, 2018
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S.C.H.O.O.L

S: Seven

C: Crappy
H: Hours
O: Of

O: Our
L: Life
Yo, I survived S.C.H.O.O.L
by Alp50 February 6, 2019
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