nigerian breakfast

Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.
by Brayden Swan “998” February 08, 2018
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Nigerian Cocktail

A cocktail of energy drinks, usually highly caffeinated. Like "normal" cocktails, fruit juices and soft drinks can also be added up to the equation- but a Nigerian cocktail requires at least two different energy drinks. Named after Nigeria since because of lack of clean water in some parts of the country, some consume energy drinks as a safer alternative and mix them for variety.
I mixed Mountain Dew MDX, Monster, Pineapple Juice and a Red Bull Shot to make a Nigerian Cocktail to keep me awake for the night.
by Alntaare May 28, 2013
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Nigerian Household

Some kids in Nigeria or Niger have gotten slapped, thrown, shouted at, hit, and embarrassed.
A lot of people from a Nigerian Household is an excellent friend, cute and funny.
Yo! Have you heard of that kid from the Nigerian Household?

Yeah he is pretty cool ngl.
by Amogus_54644544 July 26, 2023
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Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.
Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.
by King Chre May 12, 2009
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Nigerian Time

People who use Nigerian Time are people who usually arrive at or start an event late. Not Punctual. Late
The Event begins at 8am prompt. Please no Nigerian Time
by troublemakerofafrica September 24, 2018
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Nigerian Handshake

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.
"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."
by Murphy A. January 20, 2017
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nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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