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nuber

pronounced noober

a shortened version of the term uber noob

to be uberly noobish at something
Look at John. He lost in Halo to my dog. He is so nuber.

mark slipped and fell down in the mud. what a nuber.
by automuffin September 1, 2010
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Nuberfan

A person who has recently discovered a person or band and then posts (basic) facts and acts as if they have been a fan for years. Combination of Noob and Uberfan.
Hey, Nuberfan. We all know who's in the band.
by OG Cranie December 30, 2019
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Nuber

A person who works as an uber, but is nude while driving the vehicle.

A Nuber is also oftenly gay, which just makes it better, to be honest.
Imagine having to hurry to the airport, you take the nearest cab, and when you open then door, sit down, and ask to go to the airport, a nude man/woman/person turns around and acts like a normal uber, driving you to your location, while dropping weird comment or mumble weird songs

(for example: "you look like my grandma if she was a reptile and hot but ugly and homosexual" also "hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hur hur hurrrr hur hur hurhur hur hur hur hurr")
"why do you feel uncomfortable?"
"because i just met a very sexy Nuber"
"why would that make you uncomfortable"
"it's a Nuber, you idiot"
"wow that's rude"
"fuck you"
by agaggaluka no me l September 8, 2023
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nubert

To do something wrong over and over again without learning anything
I tried cooking pasta but i nubert it.
by TheOneNubert December 20, 2023
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Akuber Nuber

You wanna flick my Akuber Nuber
by Rubskimedd February 17, 2021
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