Any person, (usually a thirteen year old girl), who takes photographs of himself/herself at strange angles and styles his/her hair in a way that looks "scene" enough for a "MySpace pic". (***extra points for editing the photos with PhotoShop or having an iPod mini in the photos). Also, in these photos, the MySpace Whore may be wearing mismatched colors, typically bright ones like magenta or electric blue. (***extra points if wearing a graphic tee shirt ---especially if it has thunder bolts). You may find that in real life, a "MySpace Whore" you know appears to be a normal person. This MySpace Whore is an example of a mild case, (known as a "poser" by other MySpace Whores). Extremist MySpace Whores, sometimes confused with "emos", actually cut their hair in strange fashions and get weird piercings. A key aspect to a MySpace Whore is indeed his/her MySpace. The Friend List of a MySpace Whore typically runs from 1,000 - 400,000 strangers who could be confused, at a glance, with said MySpace Whore. (This is due to the EXTREME conformist practices of MySpace Whores across the U.S). When it comes down to it, the actual gender of a MySpace Whore is really quite trivial; boys and girls get the same haircuts, and every one of them is supposedly bisexual. These people were a major problem from late 2004 and although most have quieted down since mid 2006, some exist today in small pockets of New Jersey and Wasington State. "Myspace Whore" might as well be used synonymously with "attention whore." The typical "MySpace Whore" 'loves' Panic! at the Disco, dinosaurs (rawwwrrrr), and polka dots. Look for them hanging around a 7-11 on a Saturday night.
The main reason most MySpace Whores ended practice was due to the increasing number of "posers" who took the intrinsic aspects of being a MySpace Whore and devirginized them (i.e. taking extremism way too far, going from being a preppy kid/ geek to a MySpace Whore). The "posers" began a movement in mid 2005 in an attempt to become true-blue MySpace Whores. The veteran MySpace Whores learned of this and the roles were switched. Today, in early 2008, one may still see an older high school student with funky hairclips or vans. This young man or woman is a prime example of the mid- ots 13-year-old MySpace Whore. Flip them up a peace sign.
The main reason most MySpace Whores ended practice was due to the increasing number of "posers" who took the intrinsic aspects of being a MySpace Whore and devirginized them (i.e. taking extremism way too far, going from being a preppy kid/ geek to a MySpace Whore). The "posers" began a movement in mid 2005 in an attempt to become true-blue MySpace Whores. The veteran MySpace Whores learned of this and the roles were switched. Today, in early 2008, one may still see an older high school student with funky hairclips or vans. This young man or woman is a prime example of the mid- ots 13-year-old MySpace Whore. Flip them up a peace sign.
by Mike92390 March 09, 2008
ok well, this is a person who justs adds every tom, dick and harry (people they dont know) to their myspace so their friends number will be extremely high.
by Cayla February 27, 2006
a fucktard that sits at their computer all night looking at myspace and trying to make virtual friends because they hae none
by totalltruestory September 21, 2006
Defined by the weekly article on damncrackers.com, a myspace whore put up almost nude pictures of herself and usually has more than 1000 friends. The myspace whore will usually mass add friends and tell people she is married or has a boyfriend, but still will spread her legs for anything that will leave a comment on her page.
Tila Tequila is a Myspace Whore because she is more than half naked in all her pictures and has over 1000 friends.
by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006
a dude or chick on myspace that have 1k-1gizzilionk of friends and all they do is be popular on myspace to strangers that they don't know.
by Duhast November 28, 2006
A 'myspace whore' is a tag given to users of Myspace.com. They spend most of their day posting bulletins that make no sense as well as taking pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirror. They often spend alot on a digicam so that they can take good quality pictures of themselves all day. When taking pictures, girls usually wear big shades and have different colours in their hair, and guys usually have their face covered with hair to appear 'emo'
they then upload them to myspace and post constant reminders to their friends to comment on their pictures.
they then upload them to myspace and post constant reminders to their friends to comment on their pictures.
MYSPACE WHORE: Guess what?!1 I just bought a stones tee from hottopic!11111
Boy: Do you even know who the stones are?
MYSPACE WHORE: NO, BUT WHO CAREZ, I'M A MYSPACE WHORE!1
Boy: Do you even know who the stones are?
MYSPACE WHORE: NO, BUT WHO CAREZ, I'M A MYSPACE WHORE!1
by Ash JP April 19, 2006
normally a girl who has a myspace and 300 pages of frinds (who they dont even kno) and is alwase asking for more. very annoying. constently sending out bullitend saying "whore me" or "add me!" and the thing they dont know is bullitens are sent to all you friends, not all of myspace
myspace whore: omg add me to your friends!!!
normal person: who the heck are you?
myspace whore: you dont know me, just add me!
normal person: fag. leave me alone.
normal person: who the heck are you?
myspace whore: you dont know me, just add me!
normal person: fag. leave me alone.
by shutupfag April 10, 2006