1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.
2. The beast who bore my husband.
3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death
2. The beast who bore my husband.
3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death
by Anra September 26, 2005
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by Psycho August 14, 2003
Get the mother in law mug.My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!
by Slapp The Great May 13, 2006
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Get the mother in law mug.A Fake Mother In Law is a person who for the sake of her relationship with her son or daughter, is a hypocrite with her daughter or son in law in all situations. This person will gossip and talk behind your back but in-front of her child is a saint.
by AndyMiami May 30, 2007
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Get the mother in law mug.When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.
Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.
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