the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .

"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"

by abit too black person September 17, 2023

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

by idgawmabi January 14, 2020

Monkey Pick Ass

The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.

"Quick here comes the cheetah! Monkey pick ass!"

by James Hoagland July 30, 2007

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

ass monkey

An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.

Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.

Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.

Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.

by I-Heart-Shiksas January 8, 2008