mermaiding

when both feet end up in one leg of your pants

"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."

by GusChaos October 18, 2007

Mermaiding

A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.

Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.

by The Neo-Architect March 18, 2011

mermaid

girl who only gives head and not sex

That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me

by nick fagle December 3, 2009

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 11, 2003

Mermaids

Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.

The Mermaids saw the Wendies laughing with the boys and decide to drown them.

by latter day snail October 9, 2010

mermaids

myth water creatures that has a human upper-body and a big fish tail.

ex#1 the mermaids swam with grace in the blue salty water.
ex#2 mermaids are very graceful.

by Cassidt Thirtin November 28, 2006

mermaid

A fish with the upper body of a female porn star.

Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that?
That mermaid just blew me a kiss while I was surfing.

by Mr. Vektor March 4, 2010