matchmaking

What match factories do when they're active

The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021

Watchmakers Eye

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023