Massapequa 

A town that is very nice for the most part. The most scumiest area is between south of sunrise and north of merrick road where the houses are falling apart and are dirty. Theese kids definetly don't have a bmw or a nice newly built modeled house like the kids south of merrick rd and north of sunrise highway.

Massapequa is pretty gross north of merrick road

Massapequa by Jenna P November 10, 2007

Massapequa 

A town full of drug addicts skaters sluts and fake bitches. Everyone here is chill except for that small 10% most people here are nice but some are bullies and just rude they all think they the shit but they ain’t they won’t do shit to you so I hate it here but I like my friends though they actually chill and funny and nice they got my back and out principle of out school is jojo siwa. But yea besides all those people there is the 40% of people that are real kids like the skaters we chill asf and the nice people they chill but everyone else is oof

Oh look at that slutty girl she had sex like everyday must be a Massapequa girl

Hey let’s fight dude.
Ight bet
*guy doesn’t show up to the fight*

Massapequa by Jojo siwa rocks October 30, 2018

massapequa 

massapequa
1. One who kicks the shit out of anyone from dale.

2. One who owns the dale.

3. One who beats the dalers in every sport and takes a fat shit on them.

Oh shit look at that daler get his ass whooped by a massapequa kid.

massapequa by anonymous 51111155272628 June 2, 2019

Massapequa 

Consists of 2 main areas, south and north of Merrik road. South of merrick road is soccer moms and the most entitled people ever. North is ok but looks like Detroit compared to the south. Also strangely republican for being in a blue state. One side you can be on a boat in your mansion, the other one you can be getting shanked by a crackhead. Obnoxious people like to rant about all American because, “ I’ve been coming here for 69,0000,00000 years and I travel from China just to come here.”

Dude I just got ran over by a Massapequa mom in a new Escalade, who the hell gave her a license?

Massapequa by Dale Earnhardt #3 December 3, 2024