Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

dick-lurkin

"To lurk a man in a public place, house party or facebook"

Man, that bitch be dick-lurkin harrd

by Kionna Sweet* February 09, 2011

lurkin jurkin

Someone that hangs around your car and just keeps peeping Through the Windows and they jerking off or just peeping the whole time. They're "lurkin' jurkin'..

I wish all these people would stop lurkin jurkin around my car

by Pharoh69 February 17, 2023