Lava lamp blast

When someone shoves a hot lava lamp up someone ass and they like it. Commonly used by two fags Usually one Jewish and one a white prick, but both rich and republicans
Drew lava lamp blasted Michael in the ass very hard and he loved it so he moaned very loud
by Andrew large penis March 11, 2017
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Personal Lava Lamp

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.
"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."
by redAAAAAA November 05, 2018
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Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017
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Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017
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New Zealand Lava Lamp

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
by The Fookin Champ August 06, 2010
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irish lava lamp

A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.
“The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson
by Sarahhmarrie February 13, 2019
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Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess
Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp
by loopydroop October 03, 2019
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