A semi-famous, very fat corrupt internet movie reviewer who is nowhere near as famous or powerful as he once was. He still gets to live a dream life of being paid to endorse things, being sent comp DVDs and God knows what else, and being flown around the world to visit sets in order to entice him to review things positively so that nerds may spend money on them. His resume includes such hits as turning a blind eye to a contributor selling bootleg Disney movies (who was later busted), praising a script that was actually written by another contributor, and posting (wrong) Oscar nominees hacked from a home computer. Married an Asian chick 15 years younger than him presumably both blessed and cursed by vision problems and a unique condition enabling her to support two tuns of lust whenever the mood strikes the corpulent Casanova. Also is blessed with outspoken opinions on politics, despite having no idea on how the real world works having lived/living with his dad way past an acceptable age and not having an actual job or a degree.
Studio Exec: So, what do you think about Godzilla?
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
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Knowle west, a place where the chavs stroll and rob, and the old moan and groan, is a place where you can't find one un-related person, some how they're all cousins, they even look the same too. I swear on my nans backy tin I once saw a guy there with 13 toes. Every time i walk through there feels like my shoes laces will be taken straight from under me, sketchy vibes. Hands in pockets. Never look up.
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