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Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar 

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.
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Kentucky Klondike Bar 

When multiple individuals eat a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and become very horny. One of the individuals shits into the bucket. They then participate in a circle jerk and all cum into the bucket. Another individual covers the cum cream by shitting on top of it. Thus, completing the Kentucky Klondike Bar. The participants then eat the Klondike Bar.
So last night my bros and I, after playing fortnite, had a Kentucky Klondike Bar.

the kentucky klondike bar 

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
Sex gross funny fucked up Kentucky Klondike bar the Kentucky Klondike bar poop
I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.

south carolina klondike bar 

Kentucky Klondike bar - when one eats out a fay chicks asshole and then eats the feces that she shits out.

South Carolina Klondike bar - ^^ the dame thing, just with your cousin

kentucky klondike bar 

When one cums in a fat chicks asshole then eats the feces that she shits out
Man me and Debra had a kentucky klondike bar last night and now my stomach hurts

california klondike bar 

The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose
I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross

Backseat Klondike Bar 

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.
Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
Backseat Klondike Bar by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018