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Kool Aid Man

He's the life of the party. He saves many children from thirst all through the summer, but he is nothing but sugar and water. He will melt when it rains. He has a bad habit of busting through the wall to party's uninvited scaring the little children. Make sure before you let him leave he pays for the damage. He'll go OH YEAH!!'
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kool aid man

a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power
"the rip in space time was made by kool aid man"
kool aid man by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019

kool aid man

A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.

Kool-Aid Man day 

Every Wednesday we wear red to support our wall breaking friend, and you have every right to say ,oh yeah kool-aid man just about when ever you feel like it
Kool-Aid Man day by Blue__ October 18, 2019

Kool aid man with no insurance 

The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.
Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible

Angry Kool-Aid Man 

When you are eating a bitch out and she suddenly has her period. Your face is then covered in her blood. You then break through the wall yelling out "Oh yeeeahh!"
"Man, Heather had her rag yesterday and I was able to pull an Angry Kool-Aid Man after I went down on her."
Angry Kool-Aid Man by R3825 November 13, 2007

The Kool-Aid Man 

A Sexual activity during Fellatio, deep throating , in which your male partner crashes his penis swiftly past your throat barrier and saying “Oh yeah!” Similar to when the kool aid man breaks through the wall.
Her throat is bruised because I gave her the Kool-Aid man! Oh, yeah!
The Kool-Aid Man by Josheronica December 18, 2020