Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005

Jaren

Funny but ugly name, I really hate his name but he’s funny ig

Freind- Jaren from subway?

Jaren- No that’s JARED
Friend- Oh that’s at least better than Jaren

by Mar day November 23, 2020

Jaren

really cute as a baby and has a very good future ahead of him. Usually born in febuary and his very loving. he's very much a Mommy's boy but still loves his dad. He's had a bad past but doesn't let that get to him

older sibling: remember when you were little and Dad gave you acohol
Jaren: yea that tasted good

by Jaren's_big.Sis February 6, 2023

jaren

probably a really dumb middle schooler who thinks he is tough but in reality, he's just short and scrawny because he is Asian. He tried to make out a redwood tree and failed.

You are acting like a Jaren right now.

by RandomPersonNamedX May 11, 2025

Jaren james

The coolest cookie in box one of the most genuine people you’ll ever meet. Hes super kind and loves to listen don’t take him for granted. Ladies if you meet a jaren james don’t let him go you’ll regret it.

Girl1 hey I just met jaren james
Girl2 oh how was he

Girl1 he’s so dreamy

by Not jaren December 31, 2020