Bitch in a ditch

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

a bitch in heat

A woman who is experiencing menopause, causing her to be very moody.

Man: Hello.
Woman: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Man: Damn, you're a bitch in heat.

by a dictionary December 28, 2005

Punch a bitch in her mouth

To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you

I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me

by Mar BSV October 11, 2022

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Shut it, Bitch in a Bonnet!

by Esquared11 May 11, 2010

bitch in a half

when calling someone a "bitch" just isn't good enough,
fractions speak louder than words....

That teacher was a real bitch in a half today

(someone snaps at you for no apparent reason)
response: Well your a real bitch in a half today huh?

by sleep on the job December 13, 2010

A bitch in your ear

a feminine influence in one's life who manipulates a person's ideas of what's good and what's bad for their own self.

Typically achieved through emotional manipulation

"Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that it's nasty"

by uppity-downity February 24, 2024

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013