i run this fucking camp

An iconic line said by Max from Camp Camp

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When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."
by NekoKat May 28, 2021
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I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.
You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."
by Soooooo fucking bored August 11, 2011
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Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"
by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014
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i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.
Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye
by KitKat28 October 02, 2012
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I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.
Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!
by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 03, 2021
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bitch i hope the fuck you do

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you
by blackinmyvoots March 05, 2019
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