i respect the fuck out of that

that thing people named nick say all the time.

When ya really REALLY RESPECT SOMETHING

Me “ I can keep a cup on dat booty while shaking dat ass”
Nick “ I respect the FUCK out of that”

by Bigbootyjudyisnudey April 15, 2020

i want to fucking kill myself

When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."

Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself."
Person 2: "Same."
Person 3: "Mood."

by NekoKat May 28, 2021

I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 2, 2021

bitch i hope the fuck you do

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you

I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.

by blackinmyvoots March 4, 2019