Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

LAN hoedown

See LAN hootenanny.
Can be used as an arguement against the term LAN hootenanny.

Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: LAN hootenanny

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: hootenanny

etc.

by Btone June 22, 2005

Hoedown Throwdown

When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.

And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.

I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown

by Spockling September 22, 2010

hangdown hoedown

See Definition for pants-off dance-off

While at my cousin's house, we found ourselves naked. Then the music started. So we had ourselves a hangdown hoedown.

by captain fartpants July 10, 2016

hoedown throwdown

When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise

Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.

by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009

Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016

Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016