by Slimypoopblast February 23, 2025
Get the Haunted Hayridemug. When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.
by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015
Get the haunted hayridemug.