cock hawker

A male organ's "lugi" after the climax of pleasure.

I awkwardly walked in on Frank as his last cock hawker hit his sticky keyboard.

by Laydown89 September 19, 2016

Hawker

Hot girl

Only hawkers go for walks

by Hawker24 January 18, 2022

Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

by Fenrar28 June 9, 2009