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grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.
"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."
by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021
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Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
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Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent
“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”
by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025
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Grandmom's Grocery Store

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.
We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.
by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012
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The Grocery Store

by Sciipio January 28, 2019
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is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020
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about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020
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