Skip to main content

Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.
If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.
by Mentone2 November 14, 2012
mugGet the Exploding Bowtie mug.

Exploding Dick Syndrome

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.
Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.
by 8========D August 1, 2016
mugGet the Exploding Dick Syndrome mug.

Exploding Volcano

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.
Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.
by UziQP November 20, 2018
mugGet the Exploding Volcano mug.

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.
Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.
by Imma fail May 5, 2018
mugGet the exploring the closet mug.

Expelling the demon

A situation where the toilet fails to flush the feces away properly, and the person is forced to flush it again multiple times using other means, such as water spray or plunger. The feces can be refered to other people's feces or one's own excrement.
"Damn, the toilet wont flush my poop properly. Well its time to expelling the demon!"
by Dadeedu November 5, 2021
mugGet the Expelling the demon mug.

Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.
Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.
by Jim Bello July 16, 2008
mugGet the Exploding Diarrhea mug.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.
Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*
by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009
mugGet the Holy shit my penis is exploding mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email