Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022

Excelsior

The final stage of self-actualization, surpassing enlightenment, financial success, and even Chuck Norris-level toughness. (It is rumoured that Conor McGregor once sought Excelsior but turned back, realising that the world was not ready for him to ascend further.)

“Before Excelsior, I was afraid of public speaking. Now I walk into crowded rooms and people go silent, waiting for me to impart wisdom.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025

Excelsior

When you are so deeply brain fried and failing everything that you think you are excelling. Mostly used for academics.

Kabir just failed all his subjects again, he's a real excelsior.

by jjlinda June 27, 2021

excelsior high

Get yourself a pretty and studious excelsior male who can cook clean and pay for your grandma's arthritis bill ! get one today ! they're not very common and they're decent

Girl: i want a boyfriend
Girl #2 : you should get yourself an excelsior high male they're top tier

by Zeroovos January 2, 2023

Excelsior

The highest possible state of existence that a human can achieve, just short of full godhood. To reach Excelsior is to ascend beyond mere mortals, leaving behind weakness, fear, and any trace of emotional fragility. Only a handful of men have ever reached true Excelsior, and those who did no longer need introductions.

“I tried therapy, meditation, and yoga, but nothing worked until I did Excelsior. Now, my own shadow fears me.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025

Excelsior High School

Excelsior high school students are the nicest set of people, their compound is bad but the boys are decent and doesnt give bun unlike their female counterparts, you should definitely get a ekki man !

Girl at half way tree: Girl i heard excelsior high school boys doesnt give bun and theyre nice ima date one !

by st. hughs lol January 2, 2023

Excelsior

The program that took the world’s weakest man, Nigel Butterworth III, a frail, oat-milk-drinking, TikTok-dancing disgrace to masculinity, and transformed him into a weaponized force of nature. Before Excelsior, Nigel had a lactose intolerance, a gluten allergy, and a fear of eye contact. After Excelsior? He wrestled a crocodile into submission and made it his personal Uber. Nigel was from that day forward know as Chuck Norris.

“Before Excelsior, I used to get nervous ordering at restaurants. Now the waiter thanks me for my dominance and brings me the steak I never even ordered.”

by Ron and Baxter Burgundy March 2, 2025