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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
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Eton

It’s just like Ligma and Sugma but less funny
Person 1 : You heard of the new guy Elton ?
Person 2 : Nope, who’s that
Person 1 : Eton deez nuts

Person 2 : Aight ima head out
by @JustEdgarDK January 2, 2022
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Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.
Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017
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Eton Leggit

I don’t know what it is but Eton boys scurry into different directions causing Toff mayhem.
Eton boy 1: You fellow lads want to commit a bit of scallywag mischief ?

Eton boy 2: what like? An Eton Leggit?
by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023
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