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Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.
Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!
by res_fiction September 15, 2009
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Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023
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Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD

An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.
1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."
by Geena-ish July 26, 2008
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little dilberts

hey pass me those little dilberts
by Chang September 15, 2003
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Dilbert score

The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.
Elon has a Dilbert score of 10
by Snootboy November 26, 2023
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Dilbert

A god in Gang Beasts and life. Who some say is controlled by the elusive Skydoesminecraft (Adam).
by CryptidKor4 August 17, 2021
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