A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.
Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.
Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!
Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!
by res_fiction September 15, 2009
 Get the Wet Dilbertmug.
Get the Wet Dilbertmug. 1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023
 Get the Dilbert holemug.
Get the Dilbert holemug. An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
 Get the Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhDmug.
Get the Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhDmug. by Geena-ish July 26, 2008
 Get the Schmucky Dilbertmug.
Get the Schmucky Dilbertmug. by Chang September 15, 2003
 Get the little dilbertsmug.
Get the little dilbertsmug. The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.
by Snootboy November 26, 2023
 Get the Dilbert scoremug.
Get the Dilbert scoremug. by CryptidKor4 August 17, 2021
 Get the Dilbertmug.
Get the Dilbertmug.