Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derping

When your scared and coughing and the same time.

“Is it just me or is this man derping?”

by Holmes’sProtege December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

Kevin just derping in his video.

by Atka The HUN December 3, 2020

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

derp-derp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"

Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?

by Boston Terrierist May 10, 2009