Dauchsundau

(n) notorious Nazi concentration camp during World War II for long bodied, short legged dogs who repetedly would shit on the floor and chew up their owners jackboots right before a big invasion.

"Adolf, if you shit on the divan and gnaw on those boots one more time I swear to God I'll send your ass off to Dauchsundau."

by scut monkey August 10, 2009

Dachshound

A little, longish dog, breed originally to chase badgers ("dachs" in German) and foxes out of their burrow´s. Mean, egocentric creatures with a huge self esteem and sharp teeth.

Badgers are great animals. They only fear god and the mighty dachshound.

by Terrible Toby February 16, 2006

scrub my dachsund

a euphanism for masturbation. SEE-Flogging the dog.

After watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, I had to scrub my dachsund.

by armydark January 30, 2004