Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007

sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy February 1, 2007