Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One who partakes in the gobbling of cock usually followed by guzzling the newly produced cum.

At first, i doubted. But after i saw nino gobbling cock and guzzling the cum, i knew he was a cock gobbling cum guzzler.

by Ballzor! December 10, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

Midnight Cock Gobbler

Person who sleeps with their mouth open, hopeful to get a mouth full of dick.

Jenny sleeps with her mouth open, you should make her the Midnight Cock Gobbler tonight.

by phatcartman August 13, 2012

big cock gobbler

Someone who gobbles big cock and gets kicked out the house for fucking the dog

U stupid big cock gobbler

by Turtle jesus July 16, 2021

free range cock gobbler

Used when describing a female who is eager to have sex with any man she comes in contact with.

Man, Barbara has really turned in to a free range cock gobbler lately.

Or

Two guys sitting at a bar see a sluty chick walk in. Man 1 turns to man 2 and says:

Free range cock gobbler at 9 o'clock!

by GR8WhiteDevil July 11, 2017