Chongo

Chongo is a latino slang word for whorehouse.

Mauricio: Yo tengos NADA con los mujeres....

Pablo: Hermano.

Tu necesitos un viaje por a la chongo.

by McLane - Loja, Ecuador November 7, 2018

Chongo

Argentinian slang for your significant other but y’all are not really dating or a serious relationship. Mostly for fucking and giving attention

My chongo is amazing! I love him

or

I’m going to hang out with my chongo tonight

by ggl99 August 11, 2020

chongo

CHONGO means JOKE.
usually used after saying a joke and want to clarify that it was a joke, it was chongo.

Dude: WAZAAAAA
Guy: Can you help me with the homework? Its so hard!
Dude: That's what she said.
Guy: Huh?
Dude: CHONGO!

by apro maniac November 8, 2021

chongo juice

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit

oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

by scrotum mcscot scrote July 5, 2012

chongo lips

A person with GIGANTIC LIPS!

look at taco tico over there, he has chongo lips!

by t0m_r3no September 29, 2005

chongo bong

The act of beer bonging chongo juice

Dude, I just downed a chongo bong in 2 seconds.

by Ace is the Place June 24, 2007

CHONGO STRAW

The act of drinking Chongo Juice out of a 5 gallon cooler through a one inch diameter plastic tube(beer bong hose).

Instead of taking a Chongo Bong last night me and the boys decided to take a round out of the Chongo Straw.

by Hutty November 25, 2007