fast chaplin

The act of pulling your penis out of ones anus and jabbing the upper lip of another, leaving a shit stain that looks like charlie chaplin's stash. Almost a dirty sanchez but not quite.

I seen your wife at work today, That shit bag copy machine repair man had left her with a fast chaplin again.

by Random C April 3, 2009

Charlie Chaplin's Moustache

Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.

Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.

by DatMAN August 4, 2016

John Chaplin

A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell

Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!

by ballsack_toucher69420 April 15, 2022

Sage Chaplin

A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness

The wisdom Sage Chaplin spoke was enlightening

by Sage Chaplin November 12, 2023

Charlie Chaplined

To be exiled from the country you are a citizen of while in route to visit another country.

Fuck man, I just got Charlie Chaplined. Fuck that country, this country is better than that one.

by BIGANDY41 July 6, 2016