chalga

Catchy music because of the same beat being repeated over and over again. Sung in bulgarian but the melody is usually turkish. The sluts who sing it have probably spent there life savings on plactic surgery and were probably drunk when they decided to be chalgagiki

chalga lyrics: shtipni me tuk i tuk i tuk, pinch me here and here and there

by Matzka July 24, 2008

chalga

chalga...the very word should strike fear into the heart of every single rationally thinking individual.chalga is the most popular music in Bulgaria and is a mixture of various oriental elements combined with a simple,shallow melody and an even more simple beat.all of this is unified by a really superficial,impotent,dull or just plain stupid text which inspires mainly the sexual,vulgar and material part of society.chalga numbs the mind,rendering all human senses simple and decadent.it corodes your brain like a fuckin' desease and eats up everything inside until only dreams of Mercedes,cash nad whores are left.it provokes a decadent and self-destructive lifestyle-people who listen to chalga are often more open to drugs,alcohol and mindless violence.male singers dress as lowlifes,female ones even more so until they look like some prostitute you can see on the red lights district in Amsterdam.chalga fuckin' sucks and is the most low and meaningless form of expressing yourself through music.fuck that it's not even music.it's just a way for dumb sons-of-bitches to take the money of even dumber sons-of-bitches.end.

as if the above isn't enough?chalga sounds like something of the sort:"I'm drunk,I'm useless,I want to have sex with you".

by intothedark December 27, 2007

chalga

Chalga is mostly common in Bulgaria.The best music for rejects who like cheap achohol.To be a chalga singer you need to have:
gigantic breasts
awful voice
no brain
making sex and adventure
wearing clothes so tight your going almost naked

There are cetrain chalga clubs in Bulgaria who are visited by these monsters.Here are just some of the bitches:
Ivana
Preslava
Mara otvarachkata
Azis(he was gay!)
and many,many more.(just see payner for more examples)
If you hear chalga stay away!There is nothing good about that music!

by XDangerXpoisonX November 7, 2009

chalga

Very shity music made by Bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and retarded whors(most often blond).The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any bells...at all

(translation of a chalga lyr)
Oh bathroom,oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!

by Victor 6taigata February 20, 2005

sad chigga hours

sad chigga hours are where a person of Asian descent gets in their feels from 12am-6am.

Konichiwa, it's sad chigga hours.

by The blasian chigga August 26, 2017

big chigga balls

what the homies say to eachother when they on some susssss shit (NO AMONG US)

Joe Bowler: Whats up big chigga balls

Faze Uncs: Yes

(kiss moment)

Lil Nut: Yhyh drillaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Faze UncsBuncs January 12, 2021

chavganistan

Rather like chavistan or chavdad but with just the right number of syllables.

A place occupied by the scallyban

I'm not going to that fast-food outlet because it's chavganistan in there. There really is a scallyban regime going on in there.

by Jigs got a passport June 11, 2006