michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students

He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley

by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009

Carley Marie

the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

THESICKEST.CO all PLAGIRISM by Carley Marie

by HAHAHAHALOLLMAO August 14, 2017

Catley

A very spicy individual, someone who owns plenty of ties and likes to wear spicy suits. Extremely fabulous.

Wow, look at that Catley over there! He's got so many ties he could make a shop!

by OdoriferousBroccoli September 19, 2017

Calley Equation

An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.

Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.

by lilurb July 8, 2009

Cawley

Is a name of a guy that looks like two handsome actors in one, but with a 10inch soft. He will always put a smile on your face, sometimes cant control his mouth or actions but that's what makes him who he is. He will always be there for you unless he had a massage scheduled. People blessed with this name will have intercourse with miss america, save a cat out of a tree, naked backflip into a pool, take a fall for a punishment, be a true friend, bicycle kick Chuck Norris,and then throw a 200mph baseball through the earth all while eating a sandwich he got a girl to make him, Easy Monday. He is so nice and giving when he sees a homeless person holding a sign begging for money he will have sex with them just so they know that someone cares.

Hey look there is Cawley with another homeless man, what a nice guy.

by 1wingman viper September 5, 2011

cahley

a dumb whore who sleeps around with everybody and has been pregnant for the 6th time this year

person: Cahley, how are you

cahley: pregnant.... again

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019

calley

Calley is the most nicest person a live and the person you will have the most fun with. And everyone loves calley cause she is sooo ohhh sooo sexy.Everyong envies calley and she is also known as calleybaby.Calley loves rock music..and is quite the origional white chick.

Calley is addicted to the drug of lust.hehe

by karibaby May 3, 2005